Alright alright alright, where do I start everyone? Well, I just started brewing but I’ve been drinking beer since I used to hang out with Wooderson, Floyd, O’Bannion, and Slater at The Emporium back in the day. I’d always head over to Dev’s Shell to pick up a 6’er and some Slim Jims. Shortly after I hung out with the crew I knew I had to do something more with my life, so I headed off to New York to go to school. While there attended New York Body and Pole which is a school for pole dancing and actually had a pretty rousing career as a male pole dancer on the circuit for a while. My stage slogan was “Let me Introduce you to my Place”, corny I know, but it got some laughs and I pulled mad tail yo. It was here I got hooked up with Slappy Steve who was just starting out some Internet web shops that catered to a, well…let’s just say specific crowd. It was there that I learned the ropes for what would be my calling in life, to own my own Internet based business.
So in 2004 I became a freelance Internet Guide. You may have thought we are just myths. But I assure you my job is very real. I gear up every day and troll the dark web for lost souls and help guide them back to the lighter side of the net. In a sense, I AM the Internet guardian. I am the one you need to be your guide if you find yourself in the dark uncharted waters of the dark net. It’s a decent living, I make enough to buy a few things and do stuff. So it’s alright.
As far as brewing goes, I just started recently and pretty much make the best beer I know of (Pictured in the upper corner of my Bio). I brew non-traditional styles from recipes I pull from the dark web…..they are pretty much the best recipes you’ll never find without my help. I was able to scrape together this brewing system shown here from some spare parts I was able to acquire from bartering my services as an retired male champion pole dancer by dancing at birthday and anniversary parties as well as a few company picnics and so forth.